Congratulations! Due to the incredible fortune of your birth, you have been born into the capitalist class! Your wealthy parents have decided that it’s time for you to strike out on your own and make something of yourself, with nothing but your hard work, a factory full of people to boss around, and 1000 credits of cold, hard cash.

Step into the shoes of the dreaded bourgeoisie in Capitalist Simulator 2k14,a twine game that lets you set wages, suppress labor unrest, and invent exciting products like the Paradigmatic Flail and the Seamless Ripper.

As always, feedback or bug reports are appreciated either here on tumblr or by email (jazzcatte at gmail). Enjoy!